Stop the presses! Eminem’s next single will NOT (I repeat- NOT) be “My Fault”. You see, in a strange biological twist of events (perhaps chemically induced) Em decided to flip the proverbial script. What is the next single?!?! WE DON’T KNOW!

What we do know, however, is that a whole heap (that’s a lot for you non-cowpokers) of dinero was spent over the last two weeks filming videos in Los Angeles for two tracks off of the Slim Shady LP. That is why many of you may have experienced rescheduling of shows on the Slim Shady Tour. We apologize, but understand that you will not be disappointed by the videos for (drumroll please…..) ROLE MODEL and GUILTY CONSCIENCE. That is all that I have to say about that (Forest). Look for the videos within the next three (3) weeks.

The video version of “Guilty Conscience” is supported by an added chorus, making the song flow more fluently (as opposed to all of the start and stop voice-over breaks). “Role Model” was tidied up a bit for the kidies, but remains virtually the same.

Contrary to popular media, Eminem has not confirmed for any tour packages this summer. However, Slim has been offered to be on all of them. We should have his summer tour information for you within the next week or so.

New Eminem T-Shirts are on the way! Be on the look out for a tour shirt and baby-tees.

Has anyone heard the Milkbone track “Introducing Milkbone”? It is slated to be on the Death Row Records version of “The Chronic 2000” LP. Throughout the virtually unlistenable track, the washed up fellow caucasian rhymer attempts to diss Eminem due to Em’s line on “Just Don’t Give a Fuck” where he taunts “I’m nicer than Pete, I’m on a Serch to crush a Milkbone”. Don’t think Shady won’t respond…

Speaking of the (real) Chronic 2000, Dr. Dre’s Aftermath Entertainment banger will drop in July of this year. As we have told you already, the album features Eminem on 3 tracks, as well as Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Hit Man, and a few surprise guests. Hints for 2 other surprises: “But wait it gets worse”, and “I have no remorse”. That is all I can say for now.

Let us close this installment with this: There is a possibility that DR. DRE, EMINEM and SNOOP DOGG will tour together this fall. STAY TUNED, junkies.